
Primate Glass Plastic & Metal Poop Emoji Herb Grinder “Cheeky Chomp” – 1¾″ – Assorted Colors
Add a little humor to your dry herb routine with a compact grinder that is easy to carry and hard to miss. The playful poop emoji shell gives it novelty-gift energy, while the 4-part design keeps it practical for everyday prep.
Key Features & Specs:
- 1¾″ diameter compact herb grinder
- 4-part build with grinding chamber, screen section, and storage compartment
- Plastic emoji-style outer shell with metal grinding components
- Raised eyes and smile detail for a fun novelty look
- Assorted multicolor designs; color will vary
- Made for dry herb use
Why You’ll Love It:
This pocket-friendly shredder is a great pick for anyone who likes accessories with personality. The rounded emoji shape stands out in a stash box or travel pouch, and the built-in screen section helps separate finer material as you grind. Because colors are assorted, each piece has a surprise factor that makes it especially fun as a gift or add-on accessory.
Care & Usage Tips:
- Keep the grinder dry between uses to help maintain smooth performance.
- Brush out the teeth and screen regularly to prevent buildup.
- Use a grinder-safe cleaner or soft brush for routine maintenance.
Intended for legal use by adults 21+. Keep out of reach of children. Item sold individually. Multiple items shown to display variety.
Bring home this cheeky little grinder for a compact, colorful upgrade to your dry herb kit.
📦 100% Plain & Discreet Packaging
100% plain and discreet packaging in unmarked cardboard boxes with neutral sender details. Zero mention of smoke or glass on the outside.
🚚 Dispatch & Delivery Timelines
Orders received on business days before 12:00 PM are queued for same-day packing. Domestic delivery typically arrives in 2–4 business days via USPS Priority Mail or UPS Ground.
🛡️ 30-Day Return Policy
30-day return policy for unused, unopened items in original packaging. Return shipping is covered by the customer unless damaged on arrival.
For borosilicate glass bongs and pipes, use 91%+ isopropyl alcohol combined with coarse sea salt as a gentle abrasive. Swirl gently for 2–3 minutes.
Rinse thoroughly with lukewarm water until completely odorless. Never shock hot glass with ice water to avoid thermal micro-cracking.
Soak smaller glass accessories in a sealable bag with alcohol and rinse weekly to maintain optimal percolation and clean airflow.



