
Toilet Asstray Ceramic Ashtray
Are you the comedian of the group and look for a perfect place to rest your butts? Check out this ultra-fun toilet-shaped ashtray.
Whether you’re looking for a hilarious home accessory that’s bound to make your guests laugh or simply want to troll your friend who just got a new place, we’re sure this is the silly piece you were looking for.
Conveniently called the “Asstray”, this ceramic piece measures 3x4 inches and features three built-in cigarette rests.
📦 100% Plain & Discreet Packaging
100% plain and discreet packaging in unmarked cardboard boxes with neutral sender details. Zero mention of smoke or glass on the outside.
🚚 Dispatch & Delivery Timelines
Orders received on business days before 12:00 PM are queued for same-day packing. Domestic delivery typically arrives in 2–4 business days via USPS Priority Mail or UPS Ground.
🛡️ 30-Day Return Policy
30-day return policy for unused, unopened items in original packaging. Return shipping is covered by the customer unless damaged on arrival.
For borosilicate glass bongs and pipes, use 91%+ isopropyl alcohol combined with coarse sea salt as a gentle abrasive. Swirl gently for 2–3 minutes.
Rinse thoroughly with lukewarm water until completely odorless. Never shock hot glass with ice water to avoid thermal micro-cracking.
Soak smaller glass accessories in a sealable bag with alcohol and rinse weekly to maintain optimal percolation and clean airflow.



